Around 2001 I had an Eagle Vision and I was driving down a back country road when a deer jumped out in front of me.
It mangled the hood, shattered the passenger side fender and crumpled the door. About a half mile farther up the road was a small 24 hour convenience store, so we pulled into it's lot to assess the damage.
As we were pulling into the lot I turned to my girlfriend at the time and said, "Keep your eyes open for anyone wearing a John Deer hat and coveralls as it is guaranteed that they will know someone who could butcher the deer." About 5 minutes later a guy comes out of the store wearing exactly what I described, and when I asked him if he was interested in the deer, he said, "I sure am, I have a buddy that can butcher it up real nicely."
It was very very hard not to laugh when he said that.