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Smile Rofl!! Gas Tank Problems? :d

Ok, here's the story.
I was sitting out on my porch putting my boots on one morrning. I heard my naibor screaming and bitching at his truck. I walked over there to find him and his friends had just put 5 more golons of gas in his tank. to the point that the gas was spilling out of the top where the cap gose. Now this is a BRAND NEW Ford F-250. With all sorts of mods and work done to it. (lift kits, carbon fiber hood, "the works")
The gas tank was compleatly full and spilling out yet all the truck would do was sputter... i pulled of the fuel filter to find it was in perfect workign order. we hooked up some lines from the pump to a nother 5 golons gas tank and the truck (after clearing it's thoat) ran perfectly.
So we knew it wasn't sugard or anything. Now keep in mind that this guy is a little dicked, big mouthed, asshole.. (this will play critical role in a sec) ;)
now this was about 1 weak ago.. one of our naibors (little white girl) (no i'm not black lol) has been and still is highly mad at him caz he dose nothing but harrass her.
Well.. he ended up buying a new gas tank and had it put on. and I just cought him coming home a few minutes ago. in the back of his truck was his old gas tank. i walked up to him and he was so pissed off that he was still yelling and kickin shit every where. he opened up the back of his truck and pulled out 2 plastic containers FILLED to the top with... (and i broke down when i saw this) (hit the ground and cryed "ROFL" XD ) both tubs filled with gass soaked tampons!!! about 30 gollons worth of gas soaked tampons!!! XD
only thing he could do was have a new tank put on..
my naibor ended up telling me that she did it (and i sympithize with her ) but i aint telling him that ;) :flipa:
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...about 30 gollons worth of gas soaked tampons...
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idk about her man.. but if I came up with something that engenius.. I would be the first to clame doing it, no matter the cost!
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HAHA thats great. Hmmm..... *evil grin*
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That's epic!
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Thats hilarious!!
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That is super funny!!! Thanks for sharing. I know someone i'd love to do that to, but I'm too nice to do something that cruddy...
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didnt know ford made holes that big LOL.

Neat idea, makes you want a locking gas cap.

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Me and a few of the guys that were there where fucing with him last night! :flipa:
We got him good on this one. When she put all those tampons in his tank he had it about a little less then half full so when they swelled up they pushed the float or what every ford puts in those new tanks up. when it happened he said he got in a knowtest he had more gas... ;) almost full!!! XD
So we each chipped in some money and filled his tank up with gas while he was asleep last night. ( thought it would be the right thing to do sence we were trying to give him a heart attack ;)
then we ripped the top of a tampon box and put the lid in the grass where he would see it. and hung the string of one in the inlet.

Well.. he woke up this morning and walked out side to see the box top in his yard. He must have stood there stairing at it for 2 minutes before running to his truck and checking the gas cap. Then he saw the string and gently pulled it out. he was about to cry and said "Oh.. ****.. Me.." in the saddest most (i just got raped again in my sleep) voice i'v ever heard! Now we were in the bushes watching and holding each other down so we wouldn't role out of them laughing. He slowly set the gas cap on the on the side of the bed and got in the truck. he turned on the switch and saw he had a full tank again. he stared at the wheel for a sec and then start kicking and screaming and beating the stearing wheel!!!! we then had one of the guys call his cell and start talking to him. right off the bat he was yelling about his gas tank being filled with tampons again. i told my bud to tell him that that one of the nabiors' kids saw who did it last night. he told him that they said they watched me sneak over to his gas tank with a black trash bag and started putting stuff in the tank. and then left and went back to my house to my house. He came shooting out of the truck like a bat out of hell. snamed the door so hard we thought it would have broke. ran like a black man from the cops to my house and started beating on my door yelling for me to get out there.

i came out of the bushes and started walking toward him. i acted like i didnt know why he was yelling and beating on my dorr and said "hey man, whats up?" he looked my way. cam darting off of my porch and started yelling "I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!" i said "**** this!" and started running caz i knew at that point, i was about to have the worst ass beating in my life!! :Eyecrazy: i must have ran around his house 7 times calling for the guys to help me before they finaly came out of the bushes. they tryed telling him to stop and it was just a joke but after he plowed thro thim, pushing one of them into his truck.. they waited till the next time i came around the house and jumped on him putting him 2 dead arm locks, sat on his legs, and then his head. as soon as i was sure he couldn't get up. i walked over and sat down infrunt of him with a "come on get me NOW bitch" grin. :icon_bigg
when we finely felt safe enough to let him up after telling him it was a joke... he still tried to beat the hell out of us...

all in all.. it was a good day

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Neat idea, makes you want a locking gas cap.

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you should see the one he just bought... i swear you couldn't shoot it off!
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Lmao!
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its just get better LOL
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i dont think i'll be messing with him for a while. he might honestly shoot me now..
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