Me and a few of the guys that were there where fucing with him last night! :flipa:
We got him good on this one. When she put all those tampons in his tank he had it about a little less then half full so when they swelled up they pushed the float or what every ford puts in those new tanks up. when it happened he said he got in a knowtest he had more gas... ;) almost full!!! XD
So we each chipped in some money and filled his tank up with gas while he was asleep last night. ( thought it would be the right thing to do sence we were trying to give him a heart attack ;)
then we ripped the top of a tampon box and put the lid in the grass where he would see it. and hung the string of one in the inlet.
Well.. he woke up this morning and walked out side to see the box top in his yard. He must have stood there stairing at it for 2 minutes before running to his truck and checking the gas cap. Then he saw the string and gently pulled it out. he was about to cry and said "Oh.. ****.. Me.." in the saddest most (i just got raped again in my sleep) voice i'v ever heard! Now we were in the bushes watching and holding each other down so we wouldn't role out of them laughing. He slowly set the gas cap on the on the side of the bed and got in the truck. he turned on the switch and saw he had a full tank again. he stared at the wheel for a sec and then start kicking and screaming and beating the stearing wheel!!!! we then had one of the guys call his cell and start talking to him. right off the bat he was yelling about his gas tank being filled with tampons again. i told my bud to tell him that that one of the nabiors' kids saw who did it last night. he told him that they said they watched me sneak over to his gas tank with a black trash bag and started putting stuff in the tank. and then left and went back to my house to my house. He came shooting out of the truck like a bat out of hell. snamed the door so hard we thought it would have broke. ran like a black man from the cops to my house and started beating on my door yelling for me to get out there.
i came out of the bushes and started walking toward him. i acted like i didnt know why he was yelling and beating on my dorr and said "hey man, whats up?" he looked my way. cam darting off of my porch and started yelling "I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!" i said "**** this!" and started running caz i knew at that point, i was about to have the worst ass beating in my life!! :Eyecrazy: i must have ran around his house 7 times calling for the guys to help me before they finaly came out of the bushes. they tryed telling him to stop and it was just a joke but after he plowed thro thim, pushing one of them into his truck.. they waited till the next time i came around the house and jumped on him putting him 2 dead arm locks, sat on his legs, and then his head. as soon as i was sure he couldn't get up. i walked over and sat down infrunt of him with a "come on get me NOW bitch" grin.
when we finely felt safe enough to let him up after telling him it was a joke... he still tried to beat the hell out of us...
all in all.. it was a good day
Neat idea, makes you want a locking gas cap.
you should see the one he just bought... i swear you couldn't shoot it off!