I can't fill my gas tank!
I've tried about 4 times in the past week to fill up with gas, at as many gas stations. Each time, I get a good gallon in before the shutoff mechanism stops the pump. After that, no matter how gingerly I feather the gas pump, the shutoff mechanism kicks the pump off after just a few seconds. I've tried jamming the nozzle into the neck as far as it'll go, barely in the neck at all, and all points in between.
What can I do? It's infuriating, and slightly dangerous in the 2015 Snowpacolypse™ to be constantly driving with right around a quarter tank. Any tips from the intrepid warriors of DodgeIntrepid.net?