Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Long Island, NY
Go X Chromosomes (funny)
I thought this was pretty good...
Cool things about being a man:
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices
your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .... more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're
talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for
hours without ever
thinking, "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same
outfit, you just
become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more
than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25
relatives, on December
37. The world is your urinal.