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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-28-2002, 10:56 PM Thread Starter
 
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New Virus Warning **READ!!**

This one sounds pretty damn bad....


If you receive e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it.

This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.

It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new telephone number. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead; such is the power of Badtimes.

It reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.

It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs.
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-26-2002, 10:33 PM
 
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Uhm, I think Anthony only posted that as a joke. After reading into the 3rd line it should be easy to see that it is humor. Or Anthony's best shot at humor.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2002, 12:25 AM Thread Starter
 
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No way! It's true!

All my iced cream has melted, none of my ATM cards work and I seem really itchy...almost like I have Dutch Elm Disease. I am thinking of seeing a tree doctor.

Oh well, I thought everyone got it.......
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If you have Dutch Elm you are F---ed. That killed all of those tree's
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 03-27-2002, 10:26 AM
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Yeah after the 3rd line i got it lol
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