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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-24-2006, 04:19 PM Thread Starter
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Smile Windows XP New Jersey Edition

Dea Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the WINDOWS XP NEW
JOISEY EDITION may have been shipped outsida Joisey. If yas got one a
dese, you coulda needed some help unnerstanin da commands.

Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique openin' picsha.

It reads; "Windas XP" wit a background pitcha of Hoboken. When yous
start da program, instead of da usual harpy stringy like music, you hear
a little Springsteen. It's shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.


Recycle bin is labeled "Newark"

My computer is called "My Computa"

The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"

Deleted items are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased", "Rubbed Out" or ilimanated

Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses"

Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "enhancin da family
business" and will actually maximize da program instead of shuttin' it

Hard Drive is referred to as "Da turnpike on da way to da shore"

Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna believe dis" pops up


OK...........Sure ting
Reset........Start ova
Find............Put a contract out on
Browse........Get a looksee
Help...........Get yer own ansa
Stop............Knock it off
Start............Move it
Settings.......Here's da rules

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you mistakenly got a
copy of the JOISEY EDITION.

You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version. YOU GOT A

(By da way, spellcheck is a nightmare wit da JOISEY edition an dey still
ainít woiked out all da bugs)

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit....

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lmao thanks Lee, that just made my day!
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-24-2006, 04:45 PM
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Gave me a headache reading it, but it was worth it.
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-24-2006, 05:17 PM
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I especially liked the Recycle Bin = Newark. I spent 3 months there installing equipment at the airport and it is a trash bin.
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lol that's pretty funny
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Pretty funny.
I'm a tinkin we'll also soon be a findin out iffa da "boiys from joisey" gotta sense a da humur!


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I dont see the problem....? :p
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