Originally Posted by LOUD98ES
What are you checking?
me, I write cheques.
There's lots of nasty american things that can be posted but I'm not into defamation so I'll just leave this:
You can read it if you don't want to hear it:
Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
And I am Canadian!!!
Although this is hillarious too (but more cutting):
besides, what can be wrong with a country that worships beer and beaver?!? (sorry ladies, couldn't resist)
Let's all play nice now.