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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 08-30-2007, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
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Rear ended a car today

I rear-ended a car a today. It is a really bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and I see he is this really short dwarf!!

So anyway, he gets out of his car, he was all upset.

He quickly looked up at me with his little hands on his hips, and said in this almost cartoon voice, "I am not HAPPY!!"

So, I said, "Well,......... Which one are you then?"


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hahaha! My mom told me that one a few weeks ago. You scared me with the title though!
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Arrghh! You get me upset to tell that old joke! Good thing you're not in ass kicking range pal!
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Arrghh! You get me upset to tell that old joke! Good thing you're not in ass licking range pal!
Ass licking? I don't wanna know......
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LoL! u scared the crap outta me with this title.
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Arrghh! You get me upset to tell that old joke! Good thing you're not in ass licking range pal!
ewww. Is there something we should know Chet?
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post #7 of 19 (permalink) Old 08-30-2007, 11:14 AM Thread Starter
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Maximum impact brother, it aint old either to me. I just heard it for the first time today.
And it aint a repost, I checked!!!



And Glad I live further away with comments like these.

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lol. I thought I got that typo in time....damn you guys!!!
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Thats not even funny.

All I could see when I saw this title was bits of gold paint everywhere and airbags going off...

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Thats not even funny.

All I could see when I saw this title was bits of gold paint everywhere and airbags going off...

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I guess I'm not the only lousy typist here, eh? :avid:
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I heard that one last week !!!

However I was rear ended last weekend.
Some guy ran into a dodge ram 1500 and pushed him into my backend, while we were stopped at a red light.

No damage to my 'trep or to the guy's ram, but the instigator didn't bother to pull off to the side.
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Yeah, guess your right. But mine dont make me sound gay.
Ohhhhh mannnnn my ribs hurt from the laughing!!!!
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It would still be clean just wrinkled. Maybe he was grumpy?
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