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I found this rather amusing at the time.

I don't usually look for a "kill" but this one just sorta happened.

I was sat at the lights, you know the kind that the right lane ends a short ways past the intersection and is clearly marked as so.
I’m waiting for green in the left lane and so are all the other people that can read and have at least one functional brain cell,(I have 2, but they are over taxed). As I’m patiently waiting for the green, up comes this riced out Honduh civic, a plain old DX. Complete with V-TECK (yes that’s how it was spelled) and a big exhaust can held up buy a coat hanger. 2/3's tinted windows (missed the driver rear one, complete with 10,000 air bubbles). Wing off something that was not a honduh.

I chucked and did not pay much attention, (good tune was on the radio). Well he starts honking (actually beeping) his horn.

I thought he wanted directions, so I rolled down the passenger window and asked if I could help.

The wise ass says, "Chrysler R/T, what a piece of crap, could whoop that on my bicycle. I just looked at him and smiled.

The light went caution the other way and he is inching forward and revving the blazes out of his little 4 banger. I could hardly restrain my laughter.

I looked to the right and there was an OPP officer (police) stopping at the light and he was watching us intently. Honda boy was too busy watching me and the light.

Well Green, Screech (the engine more than the tires) and I just pull away normal. It was still close (dang he was slow, and the smoke was bad). He zips (if you could call it that) in front of me as his lane runs out and shoots me the bird.

This is where is gets funny, see, the cop turned right and was behind honda boy watching the whole thing. Just after the kid flips me the bird, on came the lights and siren. (guess the cop thought the finger was for him)

I decide to circle back and see, sure enough, honda boy is in cuffs, and the officer is going through the car. (guess he suspected the driver of being more than just an ass).

Honda boy sees me and I just wave, he was screaming obscenities in my direction as I went by. (Cop stood there looking at the guy)

When I came back on the return trip from the store, the tow truck was busy hauling the DX away and the cops had taken Honduh boy off the meet some buddies in the local police constabulary.

Guess I will see him on his bicycle (if he gets out) but I don't think he will be such a wise ass next time.

Sorry for being long winded!
 

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I love hearing stories like that.... of course, I would have wished the cop wasn't there so you can prove that a car like his cannot compete with an R/T. I just can't believe that someone would take a beater car like that, do a lousy job on it, and think it can beat any intrepid. Even my 2.7 could beat that half-assed ricer. I know that I do not try to race anyone that has a faster car than me... if they motion to race, then I'll do it... I just don't expect to win. I definitely do not get cauky with anyone even if I know I can beat them... and if I do ever race a car that is all out faster, I will accept the loss and never will I flip them the bird because I lost. But I'm glad there are some people like this though because it gives us all something to laugh about.
 

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I just had to enter honda boy's name on that one Prison ***** web site and his NEW name is "Killer's Skank Boy" Heh-Heh
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What goes around comes around huh! :) Very funny!!!!! Justice is done :)
 

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"As I’m patiently waiting for the green, up comes this riced out Honduh civic, a plain old DX. Complete with V-TECK (yes that’s how it was spelled) and a big exhaust can held up buy a coat hanger. 2/3's tinted windows (missed the driver rear one, complete with 10,000 air bubbles). Wing off something that was not a honduh."


Now that's just too funny :D Way to go GR8WHT, I would call that an unmarked kill!!!!!!!!! :D
 

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I usually read the "kills" section for a touch of humor, and this one is just about the best I've read. GR8WHT, where will you stop? You are doing good mods for us and then you come up with the best kill by doing NOTHING!!! I've had a few kills I think, but most are too easy so I don't know if the other guy was trying as much as it seemed at the time. Had a crotch rocket M/C next to me at a light, dropped to autostick, creeped off at the green, heard him shift early to 2nd and I nailed my car, still in 1st, and boy was he shocked! He heard my intake and exhaust calling for him so he dropped back to 1st and it still took him a good while to pass me. Head down on the bars and flat going for it. I knew that bike would wax me but I just had to wake him up.
 

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Warlord,I am not paying for the dry cleaning!! LOL :)

I have a long commute, so I have made it a hobby to watch people and how they drive. It damm good entertainment at times!

Im not a perfect driver, but at least I try to think when im driving (stuff like, man she is cute!) Just looking! (wife would hit me so hard, my teeth would get caught for speeding in Dallas, and Im still in Detroit!)

Have you noticed that in the Detroit area that if you use a signal to do a lane change it actually means to all the other drivers, "Close that gap, Its MINE!!"?
 

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Originally posted by GR8WHT:
Have you noticed that in the Detroit area that if you use a signal to do a lane change it actually means to all the other drivers, "Close that gap, Its MINE!!"?
About half of the time I have noticed that. Personally, I usually don't let anybody over unless they DO use their turn signal (unless it's one of those idiots who gets in the lane that ends a few feet up but trys to get a car length or two ahead. I don't let them over.). :)
 

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That's the GREATEST thing ever! That beats out the phone call I got from my friend today saying this bitchy ass teacher that I hated quit over the summer! I have such a hard time finding rice rockets to race, I usually blow past them or sometimes normal pass them on I-275 in downtown Tampa, nothing. I don't see how you guys get so lucky :)

Anyways, great kill! To be in cuffs, and shipped away that fast he probably had a few outstanding tickets/warrants or maybe the cop found drugs in the car. :D
 

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starscream, tampa is full of them! head to gandy beach off of Gandy bridge and you can find em all on saturday nights..100's of cars out there.
 
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