Crack as a source of income can be quite profitable. As in all business, Demand = Profit. Now with the demand of crack in our urban dwellings, the Profit to Value ratio of crack can be very high (as opposed to a lense densly populated area where the need for narcotic substances are lower). Since taxes on illegal substances are nill, a tax shelter is unneccessary as are health plans for employees of your corporation. (Though, Dental may be an option for all the "gold teeth".)
While many people frown upon crack and other substances as a form of income, it helps our capitalist economy by keeping our rehab centers in full swing as well as our police forces at maximum recruiting. Because of this, Donut shops are also blossoming up across the country...in turn, Jenny Craig Weight Loss Clinics are also reporting record profits. So who do we have to thank for the promising rise in the economy?
That's right my friends.....the crack dealers. They are the blood that flows through the punctured veins of America.
Thanks for listening....
Man, am I bored tonight!!!!