[jager383]

i dont normally race on the street...but this wasn't racing...friday night, a bunch of little turds were blasting some really crappy techno from a ford probe GT with those stupid glowing washer nozzles on the hood. we all kinda tried to ignore him, i turned up my stereo to drown out the noise...(iron maiden rules!)...he retaliated by turning his up...i didnt care...but when te light turned, the kid in the passenger seat stuck his head out of the window and flipped us the bird, and they took off...coffee can muffler fartin all the while. i just cruised away from the light until everyone else in my car started yelling at me to chase em. so i punched it, caught up to him, passed him, let off the throttle, waved at him to pass, then when he got along side me, i punched it again...no contest, even with three other people in the car with me.
this story is long...
at the next light, this dude was really really mad. a huge yelling match began with these two retards. my buddy just told em to f-off...they spat on my intrepid and one of them threw a lit cigarette inside my car. that was it. words are words, but this was different. in a flash, i grabbed a coffee cup half-full of skoal mint spit, got out of the car, and dumped it right down the probe's sunroof...then got back inside and peeled out in a right turn.
to add insult to injury, (for this kid), approaching the next light as it was turning yellow, i pretended to jump it, then slammed on the brakes. he went straight through...followed by two bright flashes from the traffic-light camera. (maryland is a crazy state. i dont know how it is anywhere else, but here, if you get caught by a camera, you get a pricey ticket in the mail $$$). oh well, ...

i guess that was a little extreme for a "kill", dont you think? me and my boy told this story a bunch of times this weekend and it hasnt failed to make people laugh. whaddya think?

 

[MrBigE]

Hoo hah! An over-kill is still a kill. More like burn. Bra-vo!

I woulda went ballistic at the lit cig!! Dunno what I would have done, but I am reminded of one incident (shoot, this happened almost 12 years ago) where I threw a right cross to a guy who turned left in front of me and plowed my ride - which had JUST been detailed and I was enroute to a sound-off... I wasn't hurt (pre-airbag era also), but when my car rolled to a stop (coolant steaming/hissing up a cloud), I got out, walked over to the guy's S-10, opened his door and clocked him dead in the jaw. Hindsight being 20/20, I'm rather surprised I wasn't charged with assault! I didn't hear him or the cop mention it. Har!

 

[Si]

You know some people here are gonna say "You should of let it lie" But hell, I would of done the same if not more... Good kill though, even though the kids where loozers
and didnt have the maturity to know when they
are beat.... Last person who I seen open the door on my Concorde after got a nice hoff print on thier door.. I have no tolerence for people with no respect.

I dont think anyone saw me, wearin my pink
hair and all I am not exactly the most stealthy.. Ya just hear my clinking gold pieces

[ August 20, 2001: Message edited by: Si ]

 

[Wutang15m]

Man if someone even spit at my car they are going to get their ass beat. SO ****ing hard damn you wouldnt even know of the pain

 

[Warlord187]

Good kill. Nothing wrong with those lighted windshield washer things though. I kinda like them.

 

[TehKing]

ALmost the same thing happened to me back in high school. Some punk kids ****ing around, and not knowing what they were messing with.

These guys were little too, lucky if they were 150lbs each. Well, they kept chasing me and my buddy (we both played football and rugby in high school, and are big guys) so I decided enough was enough. We pulled into a parking lot, and when I got out of the car and went up to the punk's open window, he almost ****. He was literally begging me not to hurt him. So, I just reached in, undid his seatbelt, pulled him threw the open window and sat him on the ground and told him if he ever messes with me or my car again he'd be shitting in a plastic bag for the rest of his life.

Man, I was an asshole.

 

[Si]

LHSer, it had to be done man!

I am a great believer in fight fire with fire...

[ August 20, 2001: Message edited by: Si ]

 

[Warlord187]

Originally posted by LHSer:
Man, I was an asshole.

Was? Man, you still are!!!!

Just kidding man.

 

[Starscream]

AHAHHAHA Great story LHSer, you too Valhalla. I like the dip in the sun roof thing, I am surprised you had time to walk over there and dump the dip cup in the sunroof with out them jumping out and "trying" to kick your ass.

 

[jager383]

well, there still was a 2:1 ratio between us to them, and i was pretty damn quick too (im a wily sonnovabitch, even if i weigh only 150 pounds). yeah, im still laughing now, i just hope i dont see em later on this week driving by myself........
which reminds me! back in high school, some kid two grades ahead of me didnt like where i was parking so he'd pour pepsi on my windshield and put a new scratch in it every day i was there. i confronted him, just to test him (i had some friends who were seniors too, this kid wouldn't confront anyone unless he had 4 people behind him, so i wasnt scared), adn some of my boys told him to quit messing with my car cause i know how to immobilize a vehicle for a long period of time...anyway, nothing happened for like 2 days after i got into his face (and continued to park where i did)...until i found a dead rotting possum lying on my windshield.....THATS when, the whole week, i kept a ratchet and a puller in my trunk and waited for my revenge... this kid gave rides to school for a friend of mine...i told her to leave one of the windows down a crack the next day...after lunch, i opened up his car and removed the steering wheel...when school ended, everybody started laughing at this kid cause his steering wheel was "missing". everyone knew it was me... even his friends came up to me later and gave me props. yeah, i remember that red honda civic sat outside of school for 3 days before i took pity on him and replaced the wheel. i should have sold the airbag on ebay......oh well.

 

[Warlord187]

Ahhhhhhhhhh, high school. As freshman, we kicked the seniors ass!!! Man, that seems like forever go. Just for the record I'm only 24.

 

[Si]

For me, Every day as a kid Schools used to fight each other, was pretty insane looking back... then it was scary as hell! Gang of 20 guys comming youre way aint my idea of pleasure! NCBrit might have had the same thing to, both been from the UK and all..

 

[rarewolf]

All I can say is, in today's age, especially in Chicago... had it have been me, I would have let him feel big headed after spitting (it washes off, for pete's sake), then to take on the possibility of the kids packing some kind of heat.

It's called 'road rage', and it is illegal in most (if not all) states. And when the cops would have found both of you, they would have arrested both of you (seeing the mind dip all over the interior of the probe as proof).

Or worse... you would have woke up in the hospital with an additional orifice on your body...

****, I have 8 years of martial arts training and 14 years of military training... but NONE of that stops a bullet.

I'm not preaching here.. maybe I am... but just stay safe out there, guys.

-Wolf out

 

[Wildcat]

I have a pretty good road rage/you **** with my car Ill **** with you story..


(warning long and makes me seem like a lunatic)

I was driving to a friend's house one wintery night with another in the car, driving down the road I heard a loud thud. My friend in the passenger seat says, "Dude, someone in the back seat of that mirage going the other way just threw a snowball at your car"

I get royaly pissed, and swing around in the middle of the next intersection..The guy then takes off like a bat out of hell as soon as he sees me turn around, passing people in the oncoming traffic lane.

I wasnt about to kill anyone here, and I get stuck behind a slower car. As we are driving a light snowfall has started and as were driving my friend in the passenger seat says, "I think i just say his taillights going up that sideroad we passed" So we turn around again, and slowly drive up the road in question and notice a nice fresh set of tire tracks in the new fallen snow.

Low and behold Mr. Mirage had chosen a dead end road to try to lose me on, and guess who we find sitting at the dead-end with his lights on.

They start to try to pull out so I block them in. I get out of the car and start yelling at them, they try to act like they have NO idea what I'm talking about..we exchange pleasantries and I move my car...

They reach the end of the road about to turn back onto the main road, the story would have ended there, but the backseat passenger opens the window and gives me the finger.

I am waaaaaaay past rational thought at this point so I begin to follow them, about 2-3 inches away....they pull a wicked dangerous u-turn in the middle of a busy intersection and I turn around at the nearest gas station...

I catch up to them again at a traffic light, they are in the left lane (that turns onto the highway) behind 3 cars, im in the middle lane (which goes straight back down the road we started on) I stop even with thier car, I had the green light and I just sit there staring at them..another finger makes an appearance and some obscenities and slurs fly my way. I was done.. I yelled at me friend in the car to hand me somthing metal.. He happens to have his leatherman-multi tool on him, I jump out of my car walk over to the mirage and kick the rear passenger door in HARD, their light changes and they begin to peel out to head up the off ramp. I had the knife out on the leatherman and took about 20 inches of paint of the car as it drove away...

Im not normaly this aggressive really, i just got a little upset. Im a nice guy, really...

 

[Si]

Dude, I am so proud of ya!<tears comming to eyes>.... I have been in a few like that, but not that intense... Fighting Fire with fire is the best way to be, personally

 

[Warlord187]

You have balls my friend. I'd be afraid I would get shot.

 

[jager383]

oh yeah....!/>? well, one time, this guy, and this other guy, like, ...cut me off, so i like,...they stopped at a llight, so i ...opened my trunk and, pulled into the gastation, ...then, like, i filled a bottle full of gas and motor oil, then, ilke, they told me to piss off, then i got really, like, mad, and lit the wick on the bottle and threw it at the car...like, their car blew upp.... ...J/K

 

[Warlord187]

Originally posted by Valhalla 213:
oh yeah....!/>? well, one time, this guy, and this other guy, like, ...cut me off, so i like,...they stopped at a llight, so i ...opened my trunk and, pulled into the gastation, ...then, like, i filled a bottle full of gas and motor oil, then, ilke, they told me to piss off, then i got really, like, mad, and lit the wick on the bottle and threw it at the car...like, their car blew upp.... ...J/K

You have pics?

j/k

 

[Intrepid98]

Originally posted by Valhalla 213:
oh yeah....!/>? well, one time,

...at band camp??

LoL

Sorry, I know it's old, but I couldn't resist

 

[Starscream]

Great story Wildcat. I can't believe the guy in the mirage had the balls to keep pissing you off. Maybe they were high, at least the guy in the backseat maybe. As a kid, I would have been scared shitless if I saw you turn around and come after me. I would have floored it down some road with my lights off and hid in some parking lot or something. As a guy, I'm glad you got him back. So what if it wasn't the right thing, it will teach him a thing or two to piss of a total stranger!