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So there I was last wednesday night doing some last minute christmas shopping before I left for my aunts house in Spokane WA.

It was about 9:30 at night and the malls had just closed. I was on West valley highway when I red honda civic ex pulled up nest to me I didn't pay any attention to her, because first of all she was ugly and second she wasn't looking for a race she was to busy talking on the phone. But I did notice the green honda hatchback that was behind her. The light turned green and she took off and then I started to go and the lil **** in the hatchback guns making that whinning sound from his fart can exhaust and cuts me off while I got mad at first but then he shifted on the railroad tracks spun out and slammed into the light post. I couldn't help I started cracking up. I pulled over to see if this asshole was okay even though he cut me off. and he gets out of the car and I walked up to him called him a punk and the called the cops. But what really cracked me up was when he called his dad and said quote: "DADDY I WRECKED YOUR CAR!" I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at someone who had got in a wreck.

His girlfriend was standing on the side walk shacking her head because she knew too, that this guy was a true dumbass. :)
 

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Heh, thats some funny ****. At least you were nice enough to stop and see if the stupid ass was ok. :D
 

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Damn dude, what a jerk off. Rice are such assholes. Its good to hear that you did stop to see if he was ok though.

Rice are such asshole dumbasses. Just today, I was hopping on the intersate and you know how you're not supposed to block an intersection? This asshole in this riced out I dunno? is stopped in the opposite lane going the other way. I thought nothing of it. Well right before the two turn only lanes go green for me to get on 75, this asshole pulls up and blocks the intersection so both lanes cant do ****. Me and this ranger floor it right up on his ass and both blow our horns non stop for like 30 seconds till the light turned green and he moved and I put the window down and flipped him off and said "**** you idiot rice burner!!!" and got on the interstate. The truck waved bye to me when I passed him on the interstate. He was a nice ******* :cool:
 
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