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I got it and it sucks.....period.

Every year, at the exact same time within a week of my birthday, I always get it. Just like clockwork, and here it is.

I want to die.
 

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You just need to find the right nurse...

A couple years ago, I got clocked in the head by a garage door (long story, don't ask...), and I needed a half dozen stitches (actually staples). The doc says I should get a tetanus shot.

So this beautiful, busty, blond nurse comes in...

"I hate needles"

"Don't worry big boy, I'll be gentle", as she stands with her breast on my cheek, while rubbing my arm with alcohol...

I didn't even feel it.

When she was done, I asked her if I needed any other shots... :D
 

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i too am getting the mung, I don't think it's a flu, but i am all snotted up and got a sore throat....ugh
 
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