Hey you little ****ing pussy. Real men drive real real cars, not some little chee-chon-ching toy. My ****ing sister can run faster than your piece of **** can top out at. By the way speaking of the word "your", there are different ways of spelling it and there are also different times to use each spelling! Dip ****! The context in which you used it is not even the correct spelling nor proper, you inbred *****. What you did want to use was "your" not "youre" which if it were to have been correctly spelled out would have looked like "you're" and is the abbrevation for "you are." Get it you ass raper?

Come back when you think you have a real ride.
By the way, here are a couple of stories that you could use.
Driving around late one night and this riced out Civic Hatch blows past me and cuts me off...So I decide to just put my brights on to blind him a little...That aggrivates him so much that he pulls alongside me and starts Yappin some Ghetto slang **** to me...I just told him that his Clear tailights, monster wing, 18 inch wheels, Mugen Stickers, and 5 inch Potato cannon will not make his Civic a FAST Car...So I challenged him to a race from the next Stoplight----IN MY DAD's 97 RAM CONVERSION VAN!!...Im talking Camper Top, extension, and about 300lbs of tools in the back....Well I put my faith in the Trusty little 318 and we creeped up to the light...Finally it turned red and I cleaned out the engine a few times and Started to torque it up a bit...I heard Civic boy revving his NON-Vtec 4-pot and then finally holding it on the rev limiter when the cross light went to yellow...He dumped the clutch, I unloaded the converter...My little 318 Screamed up to 6000 Rpm (Trust me, the van weighs 6200lbs, it was screaming!)...The Civic was right alongside..Once I hit 50mph I started to pull away..(BECAUSE OF TORQUE) and I heard him miss 3rd? and his car hitting the limiter again...He pulled into a gas station, probably to pout...and I Pulled a u-ey and Pointed and laughed at this poor, misguided, and utterly tacky thug and drove home...With a ****-eating grin on my face...Knowing that I just deflated his ego by about 100psi...IN MY RACE CAR'S TOW VAN!!
The battle against Rice is just beginning....
Ken
Cehck out this site too:
http://pub95.ezboard.com/finnoruukserverfrm8.showMessage?topicID=285.topic
and here too:
http://www.geocities.com/oldcavs/roadkills.html
Eat ****!!!!!
Jeff