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wish i had one of those? what are you talking about?? I have 5 of them sittin in my driveway :D

well, maybe not, but i think those lights would be sweet on the top of my car :)
 

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JGarrett98 would give ya a ticket for going TO slow! :) Yeah baby! :)
 

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Not onlywould i do that, but I'd be the official Rice Patrol and go around beating any dumbass with some stupid riced out Civic, Prelude, etc.

hmm.... that doesn't sound like all that bad of idea... how much would a set of those lights run ya? I got some extra cash lying around.... :D
 

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LOL

Rice Patrol..

Officer JGarrett98: "Pull over son."

Kid: "Wad ap Officer"

Officer JGarrett98: "I am gonna give you
a ticket for your Yellow Stripe, and your
fart pipe, PLUS I am going to double
that ticket if I beat you at a race against
my so sexy Trep"

Kid: "Well,ermm.. Officer the Yellow stripes
just make it look like it goes faster, so I
could never beat you"

Officer JGarrett98: "In that case, you have
owned up, please place this sticker on your
car until you have removed the Stripe and
the fart pipe..... "

Kid:"F*ck....k`"

Officer JGarrett98: "Have a nice day Riceboy"

Sticker Reads:"RICER PATROL WARNING, THE COSMETIC YELLOW STRIPE AND SILLY FART SOUND EXAUST IS PURE EYE CANDY, ITS AN OFFICAL RICER CAR THIS, MAKE SURE YOU GIVE HIM THE BIRD WHEN YOU PASS"
 

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that's pretty rough
 

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or i could just modify my car like on the old tv show Viper(atleast i haven't seen any recent episodes). THen I'd have a whole arsenal of weapons at my fingertips.... like some of those new Rice-Seeking Missles. They lock onto either the nasty yellow accents, or the annoying sound of the fart can :)
 

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that viper had a TOW-style missile that would fire, grapple to the target car, and then disable its electronic systems. i remember this because once he mistakenly shot the black guy driving a trep, which i found funny. anyway....think what damage an electronics fryer would do to ricers...all their neon would ****, their amps would melt and their 4-bangers would have heart attacks.

hahaha
 
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