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This is taken from the Nissan-Infiniti forum, written by "CustomJ30". He stole it from a Mercedes forum. Here it is pasted verbatim:

I Cant Take Credit For This Song I Found It On A Mercedes Forum I Frequent.....Just Thought Id Share

(Hope This Doesnt Bother Anyone, Just Havin Fun)




It's A Parody Of Eminems Song(The Real Slim Shady):

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head?
"Nu-uh"
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem [email protected] V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks *****in on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner

End quote. :)
 

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That's great man :) .......... I need a 50 roll to keep up to a Viper too though :(
 

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THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!
That empodies a nice number of the ricers.. Love it.
 

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lol
 

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Wish I could hear an audio parody :)
 

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funny
 

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That is hilarious. Although, after showing it to him, a ricer dude here at work said it was stupid :biggrin: I should have expected a ricer to say that!

Jason
 
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