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from that "What is...." site the translator is pretty funny too....(translates to each language, then back to english) :heh_heh:

Original sentence:
when the dog poops, you must scoop it into a bag.

French version
when the dog exhausts, you must bail out it in a bag.
German version
if the dog pumps out, you must dig it into a bag.
Italian version
when the dog poops, you must dig them in a bag.
Portugese version
when the dog poops, you must excavate it in a bag.
Spanish version
when the dog poops, you must remove it with shovel in a purse

Original sentence:
I choked my chicken to hard, it fell off!

French version
I blocked my chicken with hard, it fell!
German version
I strangled my chicken too strongly, it fell down! :biggrinfl
Italian version
I have suffocated mine pollo to hard, it I have fallen give!
Portugese version
I blocked my hen hardly, it I fell!
Spanish version
I strangled my chicken to hardly, he I fell!

Original sentence:
I wacked the monkey upside his head, he will never do that again!

French version
I wacked the upstream of monkey his head, it will do that never yet!
German version
I wacked the ape top side his head, it never repeats that!
Italian version
Wacked the side of the monkey its head, he never not ripeterò_quello!
Portugese version
I wacked upside of the monkey its head, it never will make this outra_vez!
Spanish version
Wacked upside of the monkey its head, he never I will do that again!

this never gets old!!! :loser:
 

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Try it out, type your sentence here (max 100 chars):


Original sentence:
I wrote my thoughts down just to see what happens.

French version
I wrote my thoughts right to see what occurs. <- translate this

German version
I noted my thoughts straight, in order to see, what happens. <- translate this

Italian version
I have annotated hardly my thoughts in order to see that what happens. <- translate this

Portugese version
I wrote my thoughts for low only seeing what he happens. <- translate this

Spanish version
I finish writing down my thoughts to see what happens. <- translate this

Try it out, type your sentence here (max 100 chars):


Original sentence:
I have annotated hardly my thoughts in order to see that what happens.

French version
I hardly annotated my thoughts in order to see that what occurs. <- translate this

German version
I commentated hardly my thoughts, over to see that, was_geschieht. <- translate this

Italian version
I have annotated hardly my thoughts in order to see that that what happens. <- translate this

Portugese version
I wrote down my thoughts badly the end to see that what happens. <- translate this

Spanish version
I have written down hardly my thoughts to see that what happens.


LAME!!
 

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Original sentence:
suck my dick

French version
suck my Dick <- translate this

German version
suck my thick <- translate this

Italian version
juices mine dick <- translate this

Portugese version
dick sucks mine <- translate this

Spanish version
inhale to my dick
 

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Original sentence:
moron moron moron moron moron moron moron

French version
weak of weak of weak of weak of weak de_débile of weak <- translate this

German version
moron moron moron moron moron moron moron <- translate this

Italian version
moron of the moron of the moron of the moron of the moron of the moron of the moron <- translate this

Portugese version
moron of moron of moron of moron of moron of moron of moron <- translate this

Spanish version
moron of moron of moron of moron of moron of moron of moron <- translate this
 

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Hmm... at first was too lazy to type something into it so just copy/pasted something that was already on the page:

Original sentence:
Try it out, type your sentence here

French version
Test it outside, type your sentence here <- translate this

German version
If you try it out, write your sentence here <- translate this

Italian version
Provilo outside, writes your phrase to machine here <- translate this

Portugese version
It tries it for it are, types it its sentence here <- translate this

Spanish version
Inténtelo towards outside, types its oration here <- translate this
 

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Original sentence:
My Intrepid can take your Intrepid.

French version
My intrepid catch of can your intrepid.

German version
My fearless box taking your fearless.

Italian version
My return intrepid of latta yours intrepid.

Portugese version
My taking intrepid of the can its intrepid.

Spanish version
My intrepid taking of the tin its intrepid one.

:eviltongu
 

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Original: Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****

French version
Is Wayne Brady going to have to block a *****

German version
Wayne Brady is, goes a female to strangle having

Italian version
It is Wayne Brady that goes must suffocate one female


Portugese version
It is Wayne Brady that goes to have that to block a dog

Spanish version
It is Wayne Brady that is going to have to strangle a dog :biggrinfl
 

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Hmm...

Original sentence:
Fo shizzle ma nizzle

French version
Nizzle of my of shizzle of Fo

German version
Fo shizzle mA nizzle

Italian version
Nizzle of but of the shizzle of Fo

Portugese version
Nizzle of the milliampere of shizzle of Fo

Spanish version
Nizzle of mA of shizzle of Fo

Original sentence:
AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes

French version
AK-47. When you absolutely, frankly obtained to kill chaque_motherfucker in the room. Do not accept any product de_remplacement

German version
AK-47. If you keep absolute, positive, kill each more motherfucker in the Raum_zu. Do not accept replacement

Italian version
AK-47. When you absolutely, obtained positively to kill ogni_motherfucker in the room. Not chip axes substitutes

Portugese version
AK-47. When you absolutely, started positively to kill to cada_motherfucker in the room. It has not accepted no substitute

Spanish version
AK-47. When you absolutely, been able positively to kill a_cada to motherfucker in the quarter. It does not accept any substitute
 

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Dosen't work too well with Rent-A-Pig-'centences


Original sentence:
hey it be wose just let me get drunk agin

French version
hé it is wose just left me obtain the drunk agin

German version
he is it wose left me straight receives drunk agin

Italian version
hey it is wose hardly has left obtains it the agin drunk

Portugese version
hey either wose only left me starts agin bêbedo

Spanish version
hey is wose finishes leaving obtains agin me drunk
 
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