Cribbed this from another board I frequent, funny stuff if you like that sort of humor.. :all:
Most people in the UK have heard about our governments new pamphlet called "Preparing for Emergencys" which will be distributed to all home shortly. TBH I'm expecting the main advice to be..... in the event of a terrorist attack place stack of pamphlets between you and ground zero to soften the blow.
The HM Government has also released a website to match the pamphlets:
But the HM Dept of Vague Paranoia has also released a very similar site with much better information, such as how to fend of zombies and cope with alien attacks on this link:
Personally my vote goes to website version two. However I'm informed that HM Govt is "not amused".