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Well, I let wife borrow my car today due to the fact I had to do some minor work on hers... She goes out on her usual trip to her fave stores etc etc..

4 hours later comes back, I dont ask what
she has, just how the car is! Anyway she
siad "Your car sux".. Oh!!! And we all realise those are fightin words! :) Anyway I said you race anyone then? She said "Yeah
and I lost", I said "Ok, what was the car?"
She said "Chevy Cavalier" OMG someone catch me!

Anyway she said she cant get used to the position of the gas pedal on the `corde and ended up putting half her foot on the pedal and half of it on the right side of the pedal compartment! Duh! She said she pretended to let the Chevy win :)

Hmmmmmm she has to stick to her Escort me thinks!

[ September 01, 2001: Message edited by: Si ]
 

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Aaaah, Already told her she sux at driving.. she knows :) ofcourse pain was inflicted upon me, but hey, thats life :)
 

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if ANYONE driving ANY LH car lost to a cavalier i'd say that car has to be dismantled and then the driver given some form of medeival torture. i guess it's been nice knowing your car (and your wife)...
 

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97, now-now, we all had to start somewhere.... Some where worse than others though...

Warlord, Who needs a woman when you have your R/T? and 50 bux for one of LHSer`s hoe`s? :)
 

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ROFL!!!! 2 funny :)
 

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Poor Si;

My wife loves 'em. She drives a 93 Eagle Vision and also drives my 2001 Motorsport R/T. She especially likes the R/T, says it's real quick. She also parks it way off from everyone else, too (of course she doesn't want to hear me vent over a scratch, I'm sure that has something to do with it).
 

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When it comes to the crunch she will drive it if need be... otherwise she is a Ford las, loves her Escort, all 90hp of it :)
 

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Does she love her Escort because she says she looks cute in it? Women are like that. I work with a gal (redhead, damn!!) who bought an Eclipse (a while ago) because she said she looked cute in it.

To tell you the truth she'd look cute in anything, exspecially my bed! (did I say that out loud) :D
 

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Si, yes....

How many times do I have to inform you about the lacklustre performances of married women?
They shop..*****...moan 'n groan...love to spend our money that we want to use for speaker upgrades...hate us detailing our wheels...don't like to go anywhere...and most of all...LOSE TO CRAPPY 4 BANGER CAVALIERS!!!
By the way...the Cavalier has been the best selling car in Canada for the last hundred years...really!!!

All those needing a woman...don't marry them!!!!!

Danny
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AND MOST OF ALL...DON'T LET THEM BORROW YOUR CORDES, TREPS...ESPECIALLY IN WINTER!!!! nOT ONLY WILL THEY COME BACKED DENTED OR DINGED, BUT YOU WILL BE THE LAUGHING STOK OF THE CITY...EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE NOT RACING THE CAV!!!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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01 BLK RT SPRING/SUMMER/FALL
01 WHITE RT..SOON TO BE WINTER
 

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Originally posted by Warlord187:
Does she love her Escort because she says she looks cute in it? Women are like that. I work with a gal (redhead, damn!!) who bought an Eclipse (a while ago) because she said she looked cute in it.

To tell you the truth she'd look cute in anything, exspecially my bed! (did I say that out loud) :D

Naah dude, its not the cute factor its the "I can eat and drink in this car without Si kicking my ass" factor, She can blitz a car in a day, I dont allow any food/drink in my car unless its a long trip and then a bottle of pop is allowed with a screw top..

Red heads.. dude they are sweet in bed, but I wouldnt trust`em! :) As you may know I have a thing for Red Heads to :) and worship the Godess Nicole Kidman :)

[ September 03, 2001: Message edited by: Si ]
 

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Originally posted by CapitalCity RT:
Si, yes....

How many times do I have to inform you about the lacklustre performances of married women?
They shop..*****...moan 'n groan...love to spend our money that we want to use for speaker upgrades...hate us detailing our wheels...don't like to go anywhere...and most of all...LOSE TO CRAPPY 4 BANGER CAVALIERS!!!
By the way...the Cavalier has been the best selling car in Canada for the last hundred years...really!!!

All those needing a woman...don't marry them!!!!!

Danny
Capitalcity RT

Phew Danny, thinking about it I agree,
I cant seem to work on my car without rolling
of the eyes or "How much ya gonna spend on it?" :) Or when she is driving with me after the first 100 yards out the house I get
"Now you already are making me car sick, slow down" NAG-yabba-nag!

Marriage is good, I dont have to hunt for a shag, but I think thats about it, I would be a richer man otherwise! :)

She has actually borrowed the car again today to go do a Doll Show (bye-bye money) I am changing her tie-rods on her Escort.. I gave her a rule list cos it was just cleaned it was:

1)No drinking/eating
2)Avoid Dusty roads
3)Go slow over dirt tracks (The show is in the countryside)
4)No racing
5)Dont park near White-trash-mobiles.

Easy ruleset huh?! :)

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my ex-girlfriend two years ago prodded her dad (oncologist) into buying her a 2000 2L jetta because she looked cute in it. to be fair, she also looked cute in my bed. and, unlike warlord, i wasn't dreaming. :D
 

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Originally posted by 97 sport platinum:
my ex-girlfriend two years ago prodded her dad (oncologist) into buying her a 2000 2L jetta because she looked cute in it. to be fair, she also looked cute in my bed. and, unlike warlord, i wasn't dreaming. :D
You da man!!!! :D
 

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Warlord, 97 just got hooked up by one of LHSer`s Deeeeeluxe models :)
 

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